Monday, March 31, 2008

Guinness World Records-Born With Heart Outside Body

Guinness World Records-Werewolf Syndrome (Hypertrichosis)

Man Removes Half of His Face

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Im not sure what this is

I think they found the hidden sasquach.

Han's Infectious Laughing

Life's Unanswered Questions: Submission Two

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

Do penguins have knees?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?


Life's Unanswered Questions: Submission one

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane?

Can you cry under water?

If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?


Scientists try to create suicide fish

Scientists try to create suicide fish

Thursday, March 27, 2008
A cod, struggling to understand why it felt such a compulsion to swim into a net
Scientists are hoping to train fish to catch themselves by swimming into a net when they hear a tone that signals feeding time.
If it works, the system could eventually allow black sea bass to be released into the open ocean, where they would grow to market size, then swim into an underwater cage to be harvested when they hear the signal.
'It sounds crazy, but it's real,' said Simon Miner, a researcher at the US Marine Biological Laboratory in New England, which has been given a £135,000 grant for the project.

Man knocked off toilet by car

Man knocked off toilet by car

Friday, March 28, 2008
A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet.
The vehicle had been parked with its emergency brake only half on, and rolled backward down a 10 meter bank into the house in the southern city of Christchurch on Thursday, The Press newspaper reported.
Police said a building contractor working next door had parked the vehicle at the top of the bank minutes earlier.
'He came back to his vehicle and found it next door, basically,' Christchurch police Sgt. Kim Reid was quoted as saying.
The paper said that when the home owner was asked how the builder might be feeling, he said: 'What about me? I got knocked off the toilet. I got a hell of a fright.'
The man asked not to be named because he is selling the house and did not want the incident to interfere with the sale.
Police said no charges would be filed because the incident occurred on private property.